Tuesday, September 7, 2010

To BUMP-IT or NOT to BUMP IT..that is the question!

Come on.
Guys, we know we're real tough on you, so this one goes out to the ladies.
What is that GOD AWFUL PLASTIC THING sticking out of your gorgeous HEAD!
We know you're brilliant, SOOO....
Take it off.
Throw it out.
Your bump-it is blocking my view, and is a DANGER to all pedestrians!
the only thing your Bump-It is good for...
is a WEAPON.

So ladies. Bump it the hell out of your head.
Love ya.

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