Here's a fucking idiot line that is too good to pass up:
MY ROOMIE HAD SEX WITH THIS GUY AFTER A LONG NIGHT OF DRINKING. HE HAS BEEN BOOTY TEXTING HER EVER SINCE. HIS LAST TEXT TONIGHT HE SENT HER SAID
"HEY I'M AT THE BAR , WE SHOULD MEET UP! I WANT TO HOOK UP AND BUY YOU MCDONALDS!!!!
You want to BUY ME WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT?
What's a good one night stand worth these days? A Shamrock shake and a cheeseburger?
FUCKING IDIOT.
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