Saturday, September 11, 2010
In honor of Pride today, I wanted to remind all of you kids to practice safe gay or straight love in a safe and fun way...
1. Cover Your Stump Before You HUMP
2. Before You attack her, Wrap your Whacker.
3. Don't Be Silly, Protect Your Willy.
4. When In Doubt, Shroud Your Spout.
5. Don't Be a Loner, Cover Your Boner.
6. You Can't go wrong, if you shield your Dong.
7. If You're Not Goin' to sack it, Go home and whack it.
8. If You think hes/she's spunky, cover your monkey.
9. If you slip between her/his thighs, be sure to CONDOMIZE.
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
11. She/he won't get sick if you wrap your dick.
12. If you go in to heat, package your meat.
13. While Your Undressing venus, dress up your penis.
14. When you take off her/his pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse.
15. Never, Never deck her/him with an unwrapped pecker.
16. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
17. THe right selection will protect your ERECTION.
18. A crank with armor, will never harm her.
20. NO GLOVE, NOOOO LOVE.
P.S. HAVE YOU HUGGED A HOMO TODAY?