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We danced all night.
He grabbed my ass a bit, but was otherwise...a total gentleman.
We exchanged fun conversation.
He was cute...he looked like Xzibit.
We exchanged numbers. I should have known he was a 'Fing Idiot' when he added my number in his phone as 'sexy lady'.

I still had hope when I received a text that said "Goodnight Beautiful, it was great meeting you."
I'm now thinking "Awww...this guy is really sweet."
Yet,
.....two minutes later...
He said me a picture of his dick.
Really?
Thanks. Goodnight to you Fucking Idiot.

If you haven't caught on yet.

IF YOU HAVEN'T CAUGHT ON YET......FI STANDS FOR FUCKING IDIOT......YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!!

LET'S HAVE A TOAST FOR THE DOUCHE BAGS!

HERE'S TO KANYE WEST AND HIS VMA PERFORMANCE!
THANK YOU KANYE FOR MAKING MY BLOGGING EASY TODAY!!! FI!

And I always find, yeah, I always find something wrong
You been putting up with my sh-- just way too long
I'm so gifted at finding what I don't like the most
So I think its time for us to have a toast

Let's have a toast for the douche bags!
Let's have a toast for the a--holes!
Let's have a toast for the scumbags!
Every one of them that I know
Let's have a toast for the jerk-offs
That'll never take work off
Baby, I got a plan
Run away fast as you can

She find pictures in my e-mail
I sent this girl a picture of my, hey!
I don't know what it is with females
But I'm not too good with that, hey!
See, I could have me a good girl
And still be addicted to them hood rats
And I just blame everything on you
At least you know that's what I'm good at

See, I always find
And I always find
Yeah, I always find something wrong
You been putting up with my sh-- just way too long
I'm so gifted at finding what I don't like the most
So I think it's time for us to have a toast

Let's have a toast for the douche bags!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVWfxdlF1mo&feature=related

KANYE...Thank you for your insight.
Ladies...RUN AWAY AS FAST AS YOU CAN FROM THOSE D-BAGS, A-HOLES, SCUMBAGS, AND JERKOFFS....(as we like to call them, FI'S)

WEAR IT!!!!

In honor of Pride today, I wanted to remind all of you kids to practice safe gay or straight love in a safe and fun way...

1. Cover Your Stump Before You HUMP
2. Before You attack her, Wrap your Whacker.
3. Don't Be Silly, Protect Your Willy.
4. When In Doubt, Shroud Your Spout.
5. Don't Be a Loner, Cover Your Boner.
6. You Can't go wrong, if you shield your Dong.
7. If You're Not Goin' to sack it, Go home and whack it.
8. If You think hes/she's spunky, cover your monkey.
9. If you slip between her/his thighs, be sure to CONDOMIZE.
10. It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter
11. She/he won't get sick if you wrap your dick.
12. If you go in to heat, package your meat.
13. While Your Undressing venus, dress up your penis.
14. When you take off her/his pants and blouse, slip up your trouser mouse.
15. Never, Never deck her/him with an unwrapped pecker.
16. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
17. THe right selection will protect your ERECTION.
18. A crank with armor, will never harm her.
20. NO GLOVE, NOOOO LOVE.

HAPPY PRIDE!

P.S. HAVE YOU HUGGED A HOMO TODAY?

Why do hot chicks date DB's?

Unfortunately..no one knows the appeal of a Dousche.
but...
We've recently come across a blog just as tasty as ours that satisfies our D-bag hating selves.

It's called, Hot Chicks with DouscheBags.(HC with DB for short!)

Brilliant!

We love the "douschie awards" Closet of poo( which are an album of too tan doushies) and all the Bro-bags inbetween!

Gel your hair,Open up the Vodka, and enjoy!


Also Check out their book, on AMAZON.COM

hotchickswithdouchebags.com

Back to School.....Back to School.

Ahhh...back to school.
New Books, New Shoes...and Fucking Idiots.
F'ing Idiots...How we've missed you.

At least they're....grateful?
RUN FRESHMEN LADIES.. RUN!

Thanks to Chris for the great photo, Courtesy of St. Cloud State.

1, 2....3X's a Lady....

Check out this F'ing idiot...

Things were really hot and heavy with Rob. It was our second date. I was having a great time and I thought he was too..
Until he then RUINED EVERYTHING BY SAYING...
"Hey. This is the second date and you're still not giving me any. I really want to penetrate you. Please. What is it with you? Third times a charm or what?

Yep. The 3rd times is a door in your ass.

F'ing IDIOT.